Friday, November 7, 2008

RP WOMEN U-18 TEAM AT TOP OF THE HEAP!

We've been hungry for a chance to show off our basketball skills at the world division 1 level. Could we finally be getting a chance?

Operating under the radar are the Xtreme-RP Under-18 Women's team, who notched their third straight victory by beating Singapore 68-50.

Earlier in the week, the RP basketbelles beat Thailand and Hong Kong to set up a titanic match up with the equally unbeaten Kazakhstan Team. The Pinays and the Kazakhs fight for a better spot as the top two finishers of the FIBA Level II competitions get to play for a spot in Level I against the bottom two finishers of Level I.

Good luck ladies! 

REMEMBER JOSH CHILDRESS?

Yes, the former Atlanta Hawks swingman who spurned the 20M over 5 years offer of Atlanta and signed for 20M over 3 years TAX FREE fro Olympiacos?

Well, here he is, strutting his stuff in the Euroleague.




HE'S GOT 3 BALLS IN HIS HAND!


Chirs Duhon's thought bubble: Damn! Now if only you were a girl.

What's your catchy line?

HOW TO GO FROM HULK TO WIMP IN 1 SECOND.

When you're as big, as muscled and as ferocious as Amare can be after a monstrous dunk, doing something like this is really, really annoying. Really.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

CAN SHAQ OUTJUMP KOBE?

"Shaq" tries to outdo Kobe once again!


STEVE NASH ROCKS IN MORE THAN JUST BASKETBALL!

Steve Nash is among the top 3 NBA point guards and among the top 10 NBA players.

But he can beat all of their asses when it comes to a sports triathlon of basketball, soccer and skateboarding. 

HOW ARE THE HAWKS DOING THIS?

Yes, the Atlanta Hawks have won again, this time, against one of the most formidable teams from the West!

The New Orleans Hornets came in with a perfect record and were scorched from rainbow land by the looking-ever-so-good Hawks, who buried 12 3pointers.

Joe Johnson led the Hawks with 24 points while Chris Paul led the Hornets with 22 points and 11 assists.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

WHAT'S HE REACHING FOR?

Best answer wins a hug from the Pat Balo/ Sportster/ The Bench Warmer reader-follower-fan of their choice.

QUICK HITS IN THE NBA'S FIRST WEEK!

SURPRISES:

ATLANTA HAWKS. 2-0 already, lording it over fancied teams like the Magic (2-2) and the Heat (1-2). Josh Smith and Joe Johnson have been turning it on but for how long can they keep this up?

MARK GASOL. For four years, the younger Gasol labored in Europe with comments like "plodding", "not as skilled", "a lesser talent" when compared to big brother Pau. Mark stepped out of Pau's shadow in the Olympics and, in the Grizz's first four games, has managed to become the more talked-about Gasol. He logged in three solid games as the Grizz starting center before totally demolishing the Golden State Warriors with 27 points in 9-16 shooting, 16 rebounds, 3 blocked shots and a win over the Warriors ending a 7 game skid to them.

MIAMI HEAT. Wade was pure gold in the Olympics. Beasely is an offensive beast. Marion is a defensive stud. So why are they 1-2?

SPURS. Is Manu Ginobili this important to the Spurs basketball machine? The Spurs have now gone 0-3, their first such start since 1973. If they go 0-4, they'll tie their worst ever start which came when they were still in the ABA. 

NON-SURPRISES:

LAKERS ON TOP. They already had Kobe, Pau and Odom when they made their Finals run. Now, young Andrew Bynum has returned and seems to be well on the path to full recovery. How much better can these Lakers get?

DERRICK ROSE. Every thought that this young man would be a very special player somewhere down the road. The good news is he's a very special player, just four games into hi NBA career. This early, he has become the starter, led the team in scoring and assists and looks to have adjusted to the NBA pace.

KNICKS AT THE BOTTOM. I know a coach is important but how could anyone expect the '05 Phoenix Suns to emerge from the '08 Knicks? With practically no new players and some 08 starters banished (Curry, Marbury), D'Antoni will have to do a David Copperfield and pull out some unexpected victories over tough division rivals to avoid languishing in their familiar spot: last place.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

THE ANSWER TO DETROIT'S WOES?

Yes, Allen Iverson, aka "The Answer" will be revving up Motor Town. But at what price?

Pretty steep, with Chauncey "Mr. Big Shot" Billups, Antonio "Dice" McDyess and Cheikh "Not Good Enough To Have A Nickname" Samb going to Denver.

What do the Pistons get? A tough, quick, still prolific but on-the-way-out scorer and future Hall of Famer who has never taken a shot he didn't like, including 3 point, stop-and-pop, falling-out-of-bounds, fadeaway jumpers.

What do they lose? Defense. Poise. A point guard, for Pete's sake! AI is a strictly shoot-first guard, and those who have Richard Hamilton on their fantasy basketball rosters would do well to stat picking up back up SG's.

What do the Nuggets get? A true point guard who is tough, unselfish, poised and has ice in his veins. Also, their backcourt gains instant credibility at the defensive end.

What do they lose? Instant, streaky, unstoppable offense. Chauncey is a predator, scoring when most needed and when the opportunity arises. AI scored whenever he wanted to. All you could do was try to get in his way and hope he missed.

Winner of the trade: Denver. Look for Nene to flourish and Kenyon Martin to regain his All-Star form (you know, the form he lost when Jason Kidd was no longer his point guard). AI will make Detroit marginally better on offense but Billups will make the Nuggets better on both sides of the ball.

Monday, November 3, 2008

WHEN YOU'RE 7FEET AND SIX INCHES TALL...

...is this still supposed to happen to you?


NBA LOVE!

The NBA is all about love. Here's proof!



Huggy-wuggy!



Ouch! Hand me the lubricant, damn it!