WHAT WILL DWIGHT HOWARD DO IN THE DUNK CONTEST?

Jameer Nelson has a few ideas.

AND THIS IS WHY NBA PLAYERS GET MILLIONS TO PLAY.

Gerald Wallace drives, gets an Anrew Bynum forearm...and suffers from a broken rib and a collapsed lung. Good grief!

IF A LAKERS SHIRT MARRIED A CELTICS SHIRT...celtic

...this would be their baby.

WHO SAYS LOVE CAN'T EXIST IN THE BASKETBALL COURT?

Shaq certainly shows some to Caron Butler.

NOTE TO SELF: STEPPING ON SOMEONE'S FACE IS ALWAYS A TECHNICAL FOUL!

When your opponent draws a charge on you, there is really no need to step on his face. Really no need.