THIS IS WHY WE WANT TO BE BASKETBALL PLAYERS

Because basketball players (especially newly drafted NBA players) get girls like this one.

He's Sun Yue, a young phenom touted as China's "Magic". She's Gu Chen, an uber-hot Chinese model. 

Man, if they ever have a daughter, I'm gonna marry her.

    

KEVIN LOVE HITS FROM BEYOND!

Quarter court, half court, full court...Doesn't matter to Kevin Love, he's gonna hit it!

KEVIN LOVE IS THE KING OF TRICK SHOTS!

Is this real? Could be. 

It is, however, much better than the Lebron "miracle shots" clip that appeared a year ago.  I mean, how the hell could LBJ be swishing those shots with amazing regularity when he didn't even have a consistent jumper in his first 3 years in the NBA?

Love, though, looks like the real thing. Here's one of his clips.

MICHAEL JORDAN WOWS PORN STAR IN BED!

Seriously. Listen to this interview of Kylie Ireland, a former stripper and current porn star, who made a porn flick loosely based on her one night stand with Michael Jordan entitled "Face Jam".

Listen and weep, all you wannabe NBA-ers!

AND SHE CAN DUNK TOO!

CANDACE PARKER IS WNBA MVP & ROY!

She's young but she routinely and thoroughly outplays stars 5-10 years older.

She's big but she outruns and outdribbles most WNBA point guards.

She's pretty but she outrebounds and outmuscles heftier and more, ehem, "masculine" players.

She's 22 year old Candace Parker, the LA Sparks' prized rookie, who has just made history by being the first WNBA player to win both the Rookie of the Year Award as well as the Most Valuable Player award in the same season.

Of course, her offseason goal was to win the WNBA championship and that isn't gonna happen...Still the ROY and MVP awards are pretty good consolation prizes.