AMARE IS THE WEAKEST NBA PLAYER EVER!

A month ago, we saw how Amare Stoudemire went flying in for a dunk that nearly tore off a ring, get brushed by an unknown third string PG and go flying into the bleachers, drawing the technical foul.

That move seems to be part of Amare's weapons nowadays as he brings it out against the "hulking" Derek Fisher.

HOW TO GO FROM HULK TO WIMP IN 1 SECOND.

When you're as big, as muscled and as ferocious as Amare can be after a monstrous dunk, doing something like this is really, really annoying. Really.

WILL THE SUNS WIN GAME 5?

We've all heard it.

Shaq doesn't fit the Suns' truly effective run-and-gun game. (true)

Amare is a selfish, bigheaded, childish pseudo-star (again, true)

Steve Nash is getting old (correct again)

Grant Hill is gimpy (yep)

Raja Bell is nothing but a younger Bruce Bowen (weirdly so)

Diaw is a hard foul away from a disappearing act (check)

Barbosa has no defense and, as of this week, little offense (oh why do we even go on?!)

So should we just show the Spurs the door to the second round and spare everyone the sweat and agony?

Now wait just a cotton-pickin minute.

I think the old, gimpy, ill fitting Suns might just give good old TD, Manu and Mr. Longoria quite a scare before fading off into the...well...the sunset.

Why? Coz the Suns got themselves a win. They proved that it could be done. They saw a Spurs team that they could beat. And, just like Atlanta beating up on Boston for the second game in a row, the Suns are just itching to do it again.

So don't write off the Suns yet. I think Shaq might actually come back to life in Game 5. Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire could be logging in double doubles yet. And Mike D'Antoni might actually have a job for a few more days.

Now Game 6 is an entirely different proposition altogether.