WHO'S AFRAID OF BEARS?

Everyone is! Except for a little girl who crushed his bear-sticles. 

And a bald man who popped him one on the ear.

HE'S GOT 3 BALLS IN HIS HAND!

Chirs Duhon's thought bubble: Damn! Now if only you were a girl.

What's your catchy line?

CAN SHAQ OUTJUMP KOBE?

"Shaq" tries to outdo Kobe once again!

WHAT'S HE REACHING FOR?

Best answer wins a hug from the Pat Balo/ Sportster/ The Bench Warmer reader-follower-fan of their choice.