CAN YOU PLAY GOOD DEFENSE FOR .6 OF A SECOND?

Evidently, the Heat can't.

ARENAS SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY!

Agent Zero, turn in your badge.

Gilbert Arenas, the sharpshooting Wizards (ironically, formerly known as the Bullets) guard has been suspended indefinitely by the NBA.

Indefinitely. Not a game, not a month, not even a year. Indefinitely. That means until NBA Commissioner David Stern feels like it.

Arenas' suspension stems from allegations that he and teammate Javaris Crittenton pulled out guns on each other in the Wizards locker room. This has led into a federal investigation as well as a possibility that the Wizards void Arenas' gigantic contract.

This means even more trouble for the already troubled Wizards, who have been severely underachieving in a very weak Eastern Conference.

But if the Wizards start winning games without Arenas, then we can safely say that the "Allen Iverson Effect"* is in full force.

*The Allen Iverson Effect is addition by subtraction, meaning a team becomes better because a player has been removed. Think of it as like a cancerous tumor being removed from the body.

KOBE BRYANT DOES IT AGAIN!

Un-be-lie-va-ble.

WILD FINISH BETWEEN NUGGETS AND WARRIORS!

All I can say is...why does JR Smith get superstar calls?

ELIN NORDEGREN TO DIVORCE TIGER WOODS!

Yep, it's on.

ABCNews.com and other news agencies are reporting that former Swedish model Elin Nordegren has decided to start divorce proceedings against Tiger Woods.

The couple have already separated and will spend Christmas apart. Nordegren will push through with the divorce when all of Woods' "dirty laundry" has been aired out.

The couple has been married for 5 years and have a 2year old daughter and a 10month old son.

Woods has taken an indefinite leave from golf and public life since the scandal broke out.

My opinion? Elin should definitely divorce Tiger. Being a celebrity is no excuse for being a philanderer. And she should take him for all he can. He's a billion dollar athlete. Make sure you get 500Miliion, Elin.

NIKE AD STARRING PUUPET LEBRON AND KOBE!

Puppet Lebron accuses puppet Kobe of stealing his new shoe!