LEBRON MISSES WIDE OPEN DUNK!

And it's not like it was in traffic, with a shot blocker in his way or one of those 360, between-the-legs tomahawk types. It's a pretty regular dunk on a fastbreak that LBJ just clanked.

CHRIS ANDERSEN IS POGI!

Blocks Rudy Fernandez at the rim then goes for some hair smoothin'.

CHRIS PAUL BETWEEN JASON TERRY'S LEGS!

It's not as bad as it sounds like. Well, almost.

SHAQ FOILS BRAZILIAN BLUR'S PENALTY KICK!

At 7'1", Shaq would be terribly imposing as a goalkeeper. But does he have the reflexes of one?

Seems like he does. Either that or Leandro Babosa is a sucky football player (being Brazilian, he will never live this clip down). USA 1, Brazil 0.

On an aside, cameras didn't catch it but Steve Nash was the first to attempt a penalty kick on Shaq. The result? The right footed Nash used his LEFT FOOT to hit a Beckham-like free kick (it actually bent, says one assistant coach) that hit nothing but net at the upper left hand side of the "goal". Shaq was stunned, like a deer caught in the headlights.  Canada 1, USA 0.

On another aside, NBA great Hakeem Olajuwon started out as a goalie in his native Nigeria before being converted to basketball due to his height.

RASHEED WALLACE BLOWS UP AGAIN!

First he gets a technical for complaining about Sean Mark's (?!) offensive rebound and putback. Then he gets another technical for hitting a towel off a ballboy's hand and into the crowd. Then he THROWS a towel at his coach, Michael Curry.

Talk about a bad attitude.

A NEW MEANING TO "GO FOR THE BALL"

Mikki, Mikki, Mikki...

In his first game as a Celtic, Mikki Moore decided to get to the heart of the matter. All I can say is...hope you still respected Baron Davis in the morning.