BASKETBALL IS HELL ON THE FAMILY JEWELS 3

I'm not sure if this is painful or funny.

BASKETBALL IS HELL ON THE FAMILY JEWELS 2

Reggie Evans, basically, reached from behind Chris Kaman, grabbed his nuts and tried to rip them out (Kaman's words, not mine).

BASKETBALL IS HELL ON THE FAMILY JEWELS.

WONDER WHERE KOBE GOT HIS HOPS?

Joe "Jumping JellyBean" Bryant posterizes Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

GETTING HUSTLED!

Devin Harris is the starting PG for the New Nets, good enough to be traded for All Star Jason Kidd.

Well, the Nets might want to sign up this "anonymous" Brit baller who totally schooled Harris.

Of course, it turns out, later on, that this Brit guy, Stuart Tanner, is a playground legend. Still, makes you realize dreams can come true.

DJANGO, ORCOLLO CLOSES IN ON POOL CROWN

"The road to the 2008 PartyPoker.net World Cup of Pool crown goes through us."

This was the chilling message that Django Bustamante and Dennis Orcollo sent out to the remaining three teams in the semifinal round after the Pinoy pair dismantled the Asian Games champions from Japan by a score of 9-2.

This marked the third time Bustamante and Orcollo have won in such overwhelming fashion, first crushing Denmark by a score of 9-2 then destroying Russia by a score of 9-3.

The second seeded pair now face the American duo of Shane Van boening and Rodney Morriswhile top seed China battles 5th seed England.